Gov. Rick Perry


The 2016 Race

Some unsolicited advice to Texas Gov. Rick Perry: Even a comedian can see through your glasses shtick. Andy Borowitz nails you.

Here is the message. Nothing can work to try and make the Republican voters remember how you flamed out in 2011-12. You actually looked better without the glasses. 

Perhaps some wire rims could change their minds? No, too late. 

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2014/07/how-to-look-smarter.html?utm_source=tny&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=borowitz&mbid=nl_Borowitz%20(102)

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